Ted and Theodore Are So Lazy (How Lazy Are They?) They're So Lazy They Experience a Hexurnal Cycle
Ted: ...snooze...snooze...snooze...snort...streeeeeeeetch.....snooze
Theodore: blink...Ted?
Ted: Yes, Theodore?
Theodore: Ted, what day is it?
Ted: I think its February.
Theodore: I think that's a month. What day is it?
Ted: Its probably an even day. It feels like an even day. Like a 2, or something in the teens. 16th. I bet its the 16th.
Theodore: Like what is the name of this day?
Ted: Do we still live in the time of evolved mammals? What did they call days again? I think its Thorsday.
Theodore: Oh. I think we're supposed to do something on Thorsdays.
Ted: Yea, you're right. Is it celebrate muscley dudes with hammers? Whats Mike Rowe doing these days?
Theodore: I think hes trying to solve over-sold higher education issues.
Ted: Hmm, what about Bob Vila?
Theodore: Seems to be drinking so heavily he can't find his bottle openers.
Ted: Gallagher?
Theodore: Writing lengthy frog-based satire about America's Next Top President.
Ted: Mmm, I don't think he counts as muscley. Say, does President Carter own and operate the popular children's clothing store Carter's?
Theodore: ...no.
Ted: Well, you know what I'm going to do today Theodore?
Theodore: What are you going to do today, Ted?
Ted: Take another snoozer.