Ted and Theodore Being Lazy
Ted: .....Yes. We are very lazy.
Theodore: Sooooooooooo lazy. Like, I don't know about you Ted, but I'm feeling pretty lazy today.
Ted: .... so lazy I'm not even gonna talk about it. I'm just going to sit here with my head up and my eyes closed and feel around with my paws to make sure there aren't any food particles that could get trapped in my mouth.
Theodore: I'm not even doing that. I'm just gonna sit here and breathe. Yep, just filling the floor space with my impossibly flexible body here.
Ted: so lazy. not even gonna capitalize letters.
Theodore: ted ive stopped using punctuation
Ted: theo im so lazy im just copying and pasting these words from other places
Theodore: Ted. That actually sounds like its a lot of work
Ted: ohmigod its so much work