We're Social Media Challenged - Can You Click The Button That Makes Us Famous?
Theodore: Hey There People! Theodore here. If you haven't heard yet, we're GIVING AWAY A FREE CAT BAG.
Ted: Hopefully you've heard. It is big news.
Theodore: We actually don't know if you've heard, because we can't seem to operate our marketing channels appropriately to get the word out.
Ted: We're new to social media, but we know what you like.
Theodore: Popular Internet Memes!
Ted: That is right. We spent entirely too long making these things. We hope you enjoy:
Ted: That one is pretty good.
Theodore: These kids look like they've stumbled on something they really shouldn't have.
Ted: Like a hole in the software blocking them from going to YouTube and watching all those videos where people play games and scream obscenities.
Theodore: What were the terms of your incarceration, Ted?
Ted: 'Aggressive Love-seat Battery. Wanton Reckless Endangerment of Carpet. Mashery.'
Theodore: Gotta say Ted, this one is a little weird.
Ted: If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gets you a 30% off coupon for everything at Kohls.
Theodore: What does the abyss look like?
Ted: A mix between a Caravaggio painting and a wood chipper. Weird. Deadly.
Theodore: I don't think Sexual Disorientation is a thing. Is it supposed to be a crime?
Ted: Everything is a crime somewhere.