EST. 2014 · STILL HERE SOMEHOW VOL. XII · ISSUE 47 — "THE ONE ABOUT THE TARIFFS" FREE (BUT THE BAGS AREN'T)

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In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
July 25, 2023 · 3 min · contains intense regret
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
June 22, 2023 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
December 30, 2022 · 4 min · Many of which are spent crying
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
SHOP TALK / DEALS
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
December 26, 2022 · 5 min · aggressive use of dashes
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
December 18, 2022 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
December 12, 2022 · 7 min · Many of which are spent crying
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
POLITICS / APATHY
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
November 24, 2022 · 4 min · Many of which are spent crying
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
January 14, 2022 · 3 min · yep...
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
MUSIC
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
January 10, 2022 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
FRUSTRATION
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
January 2, 2022 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
THE INTERNET
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
December 23, 2021 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Your Year in CatBagz
YEAR END POST
Your Year in CatBagz
December 17, 2021 · 3 min · yep...
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
November 26, 2021 · 2 min · yep...
What Fucking Year Is It?
FRUSTRATION
What Fucking Year Is It?
November 24, 2021 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
TECHNOLOGY
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
November 17, 2021 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
APATHY
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
July 20, 2021 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
POLITICS / WRITING
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
January 12, 2021 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
January 9, 2021 · 3 min · yep...
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
January 8, 2021 · 4 min · mostly bullet points
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
January 4, 2021 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
December 30, 2020 · 6 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
May 8, 2020 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Is This Thing Still On?
APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Is This Thing Still On?
March 23, 2020 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
January 15, 2019 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
WRITING
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
January 10, 2019 · 2 min · yep...
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
LAZINESS / SHOP TALK
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
January 7, 2019 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
January 3, 2019 · 4 min · may be a metaphor
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
YEAR END POST
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
December 31, 2018 · 4 min · vaguely sexual
A Pretty Good Proposal
POLITICS
A Pretty Good Proposal
December 27, 2018 · 4 min · contains intense regret
Merry Catmas to All
GENERAL DISINTEREST
Merry Catmas to All
December 25, 2018 · 1 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
December 24, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
December 23, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
December 22, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
December 21, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
December 20, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
December 19, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
December 18, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
December 17, 2018 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
December 16, 2018 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
December 15, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
December 14, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
December 13, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
December 12, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
FELINE INQUISITION / POLITICS
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
December 10, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
December 7, 2018 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
May 27, 2018 · 4 min · Many of which are spent crying
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
May 20, 2018 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
MUSIC
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
May 16, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
May 13, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
May 9, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
May 6, 2018 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
May 2, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
This F**king Place
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place
April 27, 2018 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
April 24, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
April 28, 2017 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
April 21, 2017 · 1 min · yep...
How to Spot Fake News
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
How to Spot Fake News
April 19, 2017 · 2 min · contains intense regret
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
April 13, 2017 · 1 min · yep...
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
December 23, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
September 19, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
September 16, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
July 29, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
FELINE INQUISITION / THE INTERNET
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
June 13, 2016 · 5 min · aggressive use of dashes
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
TELEVISION
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
June 10, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
May 20, 2016 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
A Brief History Of CatBagz
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
A Brief History Of CatBagz
May 9, 2016 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
May 6, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Democracy Comes At A Price
POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS
Democracy Comes At A Price
May 4, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
May 2, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
April 29, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
April 27, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
April 15, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Oh Well Wednesday
APATHY / OH WELL WEDNESDAY
Oh Well Wednesday
April 13, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
April 11, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
April 6, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
UNCATEGORIZED
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
April 1, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
March 30, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
FELINE INQUISITION / INQUISITIVE CARL'S SCIENCE CORNER
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
March 28, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
March 24, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
March 21, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
We Did Some Science and Stuff
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
We Did Some Science and Stuff
March 14, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
March 11, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
March 9, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
March 7, 2016 · 3 min · contains intense regret
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
March 4, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
March 3, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
March 2, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Look at This Dude's Nose
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Look at This Dude's Nose
March 1, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
February 28, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
February 26, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
February 24, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
February 24, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
February 22, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
FELINE INQUISITION
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
February 19, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
POLITICS
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
February 16, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
February 14, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
What Is Up With All This Junk?
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
What Is Up With All This Junk?
February 12, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
CAT JOBS / TELEVISION
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
February 9, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
LAZINESS / FELINE INQUISITION
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
February 8, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
TELEVISION
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
February 3, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
February 1, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Department of Catland Security
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Department of Catland Security
January 31, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / CAT INTERACTIONS
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
January 30, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Bellyrubs
UNCATEGORIZED / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Bellyrubs
January 29, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Lazy Thursday Post
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post
January 28, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
The Birds
PETRIFYING HORROR
The Birds
January 26, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Ugh... Why?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / GENERAL DISINTEREST
Ugh... Why?
January 25, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Scooter Here
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR
Scooter Here
January 24, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?