EST. 2014 · STILL HERE SOMEHOW VOL. XII · ISSUE 47 — "THE ONE ABOUT THE TARIFFS" FREE (BUT THE BAGS AREN'T)

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In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
July 25, 2023 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
June 22, 2023 · 3 min · yep...
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
December 30, 2022 · 4 min · aggressive use of dashes
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
SHOP TALK / DEALS
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
December 26, 2022 · 5 min · may be a metaphor
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
December 18, 2022 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
December 12, 2022 · 7 min · may be a metaphor
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
POLITICS / APATHY
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
November 24, 2022 · 4 min · mostly bullet points
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
January 14, 2022 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
MUSIC
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
January 10, 2022 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
FRUSTRATION
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
January 2, 2022 · 3 min · yep...
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
THE INTERNET
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
December 23, 2021 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Your Year in CatBagz
YEAR END POST
Your Year in CatBagz
December 17, 2021 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
November 26, 2021 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
What Fucking Year Is It?
FRUSTRATION
What Fucking Year Is It?
November 24, 2021 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
TECHNOLOGY
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
November 17, 2021 · 2 min · yep...
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
APATHY
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
July 20, 2021 · 2 min · yep...
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
POLITICS / WRITING
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
January 12, 2021 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
January 9, 2021 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
January 8, 2021 · 4 min · aggressive use of dashes
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
January 4, 2021 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
December 30, 2020 · 6 min · contains intense regret
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
May 8, 2020 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Is This Thing Still On?
APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Is This Thing Still On?
March 23, 2020 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
January 15, 2019 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
WRITING
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
January 10, 2019 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
LAZINESS / SHOP TALK
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
January 7, 2019 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
January 3, 2019 · 4 min · yep...
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
YEAR END POST
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
December 31, 2018 · 4 min · may be a metaphor
A Pretty Good Proposal
POLITICS
A Pretty Good Proposal
December 27, 2018 · 4 min · may be a metaphor
Merry Catmas to All
GENERAL DISINTEREST
Merry Catmas to All
December 25, 2018 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
December 24, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
December 23, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
December 22, 2018 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
December 21, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
December 20, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
December 19, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
December 18, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
December 17, 2018 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
December 16, 2018 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
December 15, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
December 14, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
December 13, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
December 12, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
FELINE INQUISITION / POLITICS
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
December 10, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
December 7, 2018 · 3 min · contains intense regret
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
May 27, 2018 · 4 min · Many of which are spent crying
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
May 20, 2018 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
MUSIC
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
May 16, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
May 13, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
May 9, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
May 6, 2018 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
May 2, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
This F**king Place
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place
April 27, 2018 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
April 24, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
April 28, 2017 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
April 21, 2017 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
How to Spot Fake News
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
How to Spot Fake News
April 19, 2017 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
April 13, 2017 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
December 23, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
September 19, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
September 16, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
July 29, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
FELINE INQUISITION / THE INTERNET
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
June 13, 2016 · 5 min · may be a metaphor
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
TELEVISION
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
June 10, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
May 20, 2016 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
A Brief History Of CatBagz
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
A Brief History Of CatBagz
May 9, 2016 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
May 6, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Democracy Comes At A Price
POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS
Democracy Comes At A Price
May 4, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
May 2, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
April 29, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
April 27, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
April 15, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Oh Well Wednesday
APATHY / OH WELL WEDNESDAY
Oh Well Wednesday
April 13, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
April 11, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
April 6, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
UNCATEGORIZED
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
April 1, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
March 30, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
FELINE INQUISITION / INQUISITIVE CARL'S SCIENCE CORNER
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
March 28, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
March 24, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
March 21, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
We Did Some Science and Stuff
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
We Did Some Science and Stuff
March 14, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
March 11, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
March 9, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
March 7, 2016 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
March 4, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
March 3, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
March 2, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Look at This Dude's Nose
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Look at This Dude's Nose
March 1, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
February 28, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
February 26, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
February 24, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
February 24, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
February 22, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
FELINE INQUISITION
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
February 19, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
POLITICS
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
February 16, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
February 14, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
What Is Up With All This Junk?
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
What Is Up With All This Junk?
February 12, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
CAT JOBS / TELEVISION
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
February 9, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
LAZINESS / FELINE INQUISITION
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
February 8, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
TELEVISION
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
February 3, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
February 1, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Department of Catland Security
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Department of Catland Security
January 31, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / CAT INTERACTIONS
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
January 30, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
Bellyrubs
UNCATEGORIZED / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Bellyrubs
January 29, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Lazy Thursday Post
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post
January 28, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
The Birds
PETRIFYING HORROR
The Birds
January 26, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Ugh... Why?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / GENERAL DISINTEREST
Ugh... Why?
January 25, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Scooter Here
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR
Scooter Here
January 24, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying